
We’ve also got entries for chocolate, dessert and cookies underway! Ice Cream Puns ListĮach item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you’re interested in related puns, you might like our cow puns, milk puns, chocolate puns, cake puns, candy puns or fruit puns. While this list is as extensive and thorough as we could make it, it is specific to ice cream puns.

We hope that whatever you were looking for – be it a witty instagram caption, a sweet pick up line (…we do not advise using puns for this) or a punny Facebook post – you were able to find it here. Luckily, there are plenty of non-dairy ice cream options, with coconut milk, almond milk and soy ice creams (as well as sorbet!) now readily available.

We do need to be aware that the industries behind ice cream are not as wholesome and lovable as the product itself – ice cream relies heavily on the dairy industry, which is responsible for suffering on a mass scale. Even though it’s a frozen treat, we consume it year round, and is known both as a comfort food and a cheerful summer snack – not something most foods can pull off. We enjoy ice cream as a dessert all on its own, and as a frosty accompaniment to other foods and drinks, like apple pie, cakes, waffles, milkshakes and soft drinks. Ice cream comes in many different forms (cake, sandwich, cone, cup), flavours (chocolate, strawberry, mint, etc) and variations (gelato, sorbet, froyo) and all of these are loved around the world. ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co.Welcome to the Punpedia entry on ice cream puns! 🍦🍨🥄✨ “Well, I can blanch or I can talk, but I can’t do both.” And I don’t want to hear, Schmidt, Schmidt, you’re using too much tarragon- because I’m not.” “I’m cooking the whole meal, and I don’t want you touching anything. “I would really appreciate it if your non-Tahitian vanilla was not touching my Tahitian vanilla.” “Anyone who tells you the future of gravy is nitrogen-based is cooking with blinders on, Cee-Cee.”

Do you know what that means? It means it doesn’t smash up the beans like some pedestrian blade grinder-it actually grinds them for a deeper, richer, more satisfying flavor profile!” “It’s a top-of-the-line conical burr coffee grinder. “Everyone drinks Midori sours! It is a melon liqueur, an American classic with an Asian influence!” A little fatty tune, yellow T, Cali roll, samurai snack… so scrummy.” “No, no, no-water crackers are for adults.

Then, POW!-Spencer never saw that ridiculous piece of man-jewelry coming.Īnd now, please enjoy some scones (for that jam you are craving), as well as a few more Schmidt foodie rants. But Schmidt’s detailed knowledge of jam-making deserves equal credit, lulling Spencer into a defenseless state as he had to have been wondering, Why does this guy know so much about jam?…And what’s a tayberry? It was actually an all-too-close encounter with the skull thumb ring that made Spencer give up the T-shirt. You know how time-consuming that can be? You need a jar funnel, a canner, some fresh fruit…strawberries, raspberries, maybe a tayberry…” Jess and her new roommates go to her ex-boyfriend Spencer’s house to get her stuff back, and when Spencer refuses to return her hard-earned “Jam-boree” T-shirt (“jam,” as in what you put on toast-get it? Jam-boree), Schmidt gets tough, trying to strong-arm Spencer, foodie-style: But it wasn’t until later that episode when I realized there was even more funny in this character to love. If I had to pick a moment, it would be early in the second episode-Schmidt had me at the skull thumb ring.
